Tags: arsehats

Capitalism

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-Hello? Sprint customer service?

--Yes. How can we help you today.

-I'm calling about my bill. You've charged me for a call to a 0-800 number.

--I see. Looking at your record it seems that it was a 1-888 number, not 1-800.

-That's still a free phone number. And even your bill says 'free phone' next to it.

--I see. That is a concern then. Let me update the record. Right, I've updated the records & you're all set.

- You've just deleted the bit that said 'free phone'!

--Yes, that's right. We apologize for the concern you had & value you as a customer.

-......You utter gimps.

--Thank you for calling Sprint.

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